but does massachutesandladders have an ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE???No, but we do have Plymouth Rock.
And the U.S.S. “Old Ironsides” Constitution.
And we’re called the “Cradle of the Revolution”
And the highest education standards of the US.
And also we’re working on construction of a giant middle finger made of marble, to point westward.
you are forgetting
one very important thing
that massacheezits lacks
Oh yeah?
Well guess what Texass will never have.
You are all forgetting one very important thing your country lacks.
you get your butt in this den of freedom right now young lady
(Source: ohgodwiththeponies)
